There it is, perched atop my head.
How do I interpret this?
(1) The part of my personality that is a 60 year old woman who loves crosswords, birding, and Antiques Roadshow has decided to show itself physically.
Alternately:
(2) Girl's hair goes grey at 22! Undeniable proof that millennials have it harder than any previous generation!
Alternately:
(3) Blah-de-blah genetics.
Alternately:
(4) I'm just distinguished.
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| Does this hair give me license to be mysterious and mischievous? Oh tell me it does. |
A witty phrase marking the passing of age: Two days ago, my friend called me their "sisyphusian hero."
Able to work valiantly toward nothing, capable of toiling toward the uncertainty, the lack of progress that we all will face.
And so,
(5) The marks of adulthood have upon me descended.
I shall not pluck it out.
